The Ivana-logues by Ivana Trump

"It's All Relative"

"My ex-nephew David Desmond, the son of Donald's sister, Judge Maryanne Trump Barry, has written a fabulous, hilarious book called The Misadventures of Oliver Booth: Life in the Lap of Luxury. He just had a signing at Borders on Park Avenue and all the Trumps were there to support him. It is the funniest thing you ever read, about an antiques dealer in Palm Beach who will not miss a party—he will go to the opening of a door. In the book, everything is perfect, people have a tremendous amount of money and they're all a little bit artificial. Honey, everybody in Palm Beach is like that."

(New York Post, October 19, 2008)